Our Writing ([info]shock__therapy) wrote,
@ 2007-11-26 15:57:00
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Drake
Here are some random facts:

1) Drake owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
2) Drake invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
3) The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Drake come off without a hitch.
4) Drake trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
5) Drake knows the last digit of pi.
6) Drake never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
7) Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Drake.
8) The only time Drake was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
9) The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the military for Drake.
10: Drake has 12 moons. One of those moons is Earth.


That sounds about right.



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